birthday balloon
a broken condom; a sabotaged, improperly worn, expired, or defective condom.
“it’s ok if we don’t have s-x tonight, i’ve been single for a long time and all i have is an old box of birthday balloons.”
“i’m here thanks to a birthday balloon.”
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