bistro bum
a male in his late-twenties, sitting in a starbucks in the mid-afternoon drinking a non-fat, no-whip, extra-hot, easy-water, soy chai latte while blogging on his apple macbook to his dedicated daily internet audience of 3 people and a tabby cat about either: us global domination conspiracy theories and how the invasion of iraq was a sham… or what he plans to cook for dinner later on that night.
fred: hey bistro b-m, why don’t you go look for a job instead of freeloading on my couch forever?
bb: no can do freddo, thousands of people are depending on me to sort through the m-ss media’s neo-capitalist rhetoric and provide them with the straight shooting -n-lysis they need to survive in today’s corrupt world. hey can you lend me four dollars? i’m off to starbucks.
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