bitch cream

an ointment or salve that is applied liberally to the skin to avoid irritation upon contact with a irrational female.
guy1 where are we going now?
guy2 to teresa’s house.

guy3 d-mn. you need to turn this car around now!

guy1 wtf? we’re almost there.

guy2 cuz homie forgot his b-tch cream! every time she opens her mouth homie gets hives.
cream used to clear away b-tches
also, to make dem b-tches get the f-ck out
d-mn son i need some b-tch cream for this ho

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