Bitch n’ Ditch
the act of saying something offensive or just plain b-tchy right before leaving.
person: “so, i’ll see you later then :)”
b-tch: “yea 🙂 i gotta go to work now..oh yea..fyi, you really are an -sshole. and everyone hates you. byeee! ”
^^b-tch n’ ditch^^
–b-tch leaves–
person: “bye….” ((what the h-ll?))
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