Bitchawhoreous Rex
a b-tchawh-r-ous rex is a girl who can’t get over herself in any way. if she sees a girl texting her boyfriend, she will activate stealth mode, steal the number, and b-tch the girl out. however, a b-tchawh-r-ous rex doesn’t have a wide vocabulary (or long arms) , so her attempts at hurting the other person’s feelings generally fails miserably. it usually results in her crying to her boyfriend to stick up for her, to which the boyfriend replies by falcon punching her. see also: stupid c-nt b-tch face sc-mbag sl-t mcm-ffin
b-tchawh-r-ous rex: stop tlkin 2 mah bf biyotch
girl with cl-ss and an education: i don’t know you, nor do i care who you are. just shut up. you’re a wh-r-. go suck a bag of d-cks. you know you want to.
2 minutes later….
b-tchawh-r-ous rex: “boyfriend do something!!”
boyfriend: falcon puuuunch!
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