bitch’d
when something bad happens to you that is unfair and/or out of your control.
(note: the spelling with the apostrophe, then the d, is crucial. see also work’d.)
“hey man, what’s up?”
“dude, this sucks. i can’t go to the game on sat-rday anymore cause my idiot boss scheduled me to work that night.”
“b-tch’d.”
when you are skateboarding and you preform a trick that took you a while to get, then, a person will come up and do the same trick but on his/her first attempt and land it twice as cleaner and better than you just did.
” i fee like such a jerk! i accidentally b-tch’d a kid; when he finally landed that frontside boardslide on the five set rail, i went up and did it first try!”
1st shredder: “dude, you just got b-tch’d”
2nd shredder: ” i know! that guy is such a d-ck!”
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