Bitchstronaut
female astronaut who either is, or is acting like, a b-tch.
overheard on the international sp-ce station:
“that lady astronaut from russia sure has been on a tear this week. is it her time of the month, or what?
“no, she’s just a b-tchstronaut in general, most of the time.”
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