B’jesus


irish term, to be startled.
she crept up behind me and scared the b’jesus out of me.
a term used when the sh-t gets literally scared out of you, basically put it is jesus with a “b”.
you scared the bjesus out of me!
more than good g-d and jeus christ, this is a crazy amount of shock. often accompnied by stammering and lack of actual human communication.
b’jesus, 3 nipples maybe but five?? that just takes the p-ss!

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