Black Cord Texting


the act of text messaging someone while under the influence of alcohol, typically in pursuit of s-x, and not remembering said message the next day.

a reference to ‘black cord fever’, a term used before the advent of the cordless phone.
“i guess i sent a text message to tony last night telling him to come to my place and do me. i was so lit when he arrived later i had no idea why he came over.”

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