black kryptonite
wild irish rose mixed with red bull, monster, and coca-cola. cheapest drunk ever. and you’ll be f-cked up!!! as good a high as weed. kind of a cheap -ss yaeger bomb. taste good too!!!
created by three f-cked up uncg students
i’m f-cked up on black kryptonite right now!
first appearing in smallville, episode ‘crusade’, black kryptonite is capable of separating certain ent-ties within individual organisms, e.g., splitting a person’s good and evil sides. formed by heating up green kryptonite.
stay away from the black kryptonite.
crystal mdma
if you see it in large amounts, it looks like a flower of crystal. black in the middle, fading out toward the edge..
feeling cush with my black kryptonite
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