Blacked
when you meet someone that doesn’t give you their real name, and instead calls themselves “black”, befriends you only to turn around down the road to break into your house/apartment to steal your sh-t.
“yo, dan, last friday i got blacked!”
“what?!”
“you know that guy that smoked me out and sh-t?… he stole my f-ckin’ xbox360!”
the act of getting beat up and then robbed by a black guy.
person 1: dude what happened?!?!?
person 2: i was walking through the hood and then a black guy came running up to me and punched me right in face. i woke up later and realized that my wallet was missing!
person 1: omg! dude you just got blacked!
1) n. getting so incredibly wasted that you don’t remember sh-t; short for “blacked out”; can lead to crazy unknown activities such as p-ssing out on curbs/random girl’s beds,peeing off stairwells,in shoes, or on beds, or booting on computer disk drives or comforters; a regular occurrence at bucknell
1) d-mn, how the f-ck did i get here…wait, this isn’t my room..i must have been f-cking blacked last night.
2) after getting blacked the night before, he woke up to a soaked bed and a computer covered in boot.
3) after 18 games of ruit, he was so blacked that i p-ssed out with his pants down while making nachos.
basically the same as rickrolling but with rebecca black’s “friday”
girl: “i just want it to be sat-rday!”
guy: “no! it’s friday, friday. gonna get down on friday!”
girl: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guy: you’ve just been blacked!
a woman or male being g-ngb-nged by a bunch of black people or hispanic housekeepers.
“my brother got blacked, i hope i do.
to get jumped or robbed by a negro.
i got blacked yesterday under the bridge, and that f-cking n-gg-r stole my ipod.
to be executed by a person of african decent.
mario got blacked by some gang members when he rolled his daddy’s bimmer into the wrong ‘hood.
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