blake bug


the north american blake bug is a common house pest. once in the home they are almost impossible to get rid of. they will consume any alcohol in the nesting area and leave rotting scr-ps in their wake. the blake bug generally nests in piles of dirty clothes,emerging only on welfare cheque days.
i caught the blake bug and now my alcohol is missing and there is sh-t all over my floor.

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