Blake Mistake
to send a text message a series of people who, unbeknownst to you, are all together at that time. this is problematic when you are trashing each of the people, or asking two friends on a date. originating from a man named blake
“hey did you score a date with either of those girls from friday night?”
“no, i made the blake mistake. now neither one will talk to me.”
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