blame puberty
phrase for blaming things like webkinzcomet on, meaning the hormones were making you think “that way” 😉
some people may also want to thank p-b-rty for it, depending on how they feel
it’s not my fault, frickin blame p-b-rty!!
no it’s ok, we should thank it 😉
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