blandwich


a bland sandwich, lacking flavour – tastes like dinner at an amish family.
can be improved with branston pickle.
mum i wanted a sandwich not a blandwich!
put some mustard on that!
1 more definition
a sandwich that has little to no flavor, a sandwich that looks better on the menu than it actually is.
billiam: “hey bro, have you had the steak & cheese sandwich from subway?”

thackeray: “why no i haven’t, billiam! i prefer eating good food instead of blandwiches.”

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