Blanket shark
a blanket shark is formed when a man gets s-xually excited and produces an erect p-n-s while under blankets.
i could tell he liked my new crotchless panties by the size of his enormous blanket shark.
#b-n-r #woody #wood #hard on #chubby #pocket rocket
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