Blaped
when you hit a vaporizer and smoke a blunt, and then become blunted and vaped.
“yo dude did you hit that vape last night?” -guy 1
“ya man and after that blunt, i was blaped.” -guy 2
“yeah i was so f-cked up i was making up words and had the worst munchies!” -guy 1
when you wake up from being p-ssed out, and you find a girl between your legs performing oral s-x without consent.
that girl who wouldn’t leave me alone at the party last night, found me p-ssed out and blaped me.
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