Blaq
used to describe a person that is s-xy, intelligent and cunning.
“he is so blaq”
“i wish i was blaq”
describing black people that are so flamboyant, you almost think they’re gay. think along the lines of chris rock, chris tucker, and miss j. females also fit in here, like beyoncé, tyra banks, and the occasional funny p-rnstar. 9 times out of ten, these ‘blaq’ people will be found making people laugh, having a good time, and looking cool while doing it.
-this can also apply to white girls/boys, but they have to be either extremely ghetto or extremely funny to qualify.
did you see chris rock last night? dude he’s so blaq!
man, tyra banks knows how to get fierce! d-mn that ho is blaq!
dude, have you seen ellen dance? that lady is so blaq it’s insane.
derived from “black” in special reference to the 2010 film “black swan,” blaq usually refers to a state in which a person is engaging in morally ambiguous behavior, specifically consuming large amounts of alcohol.
how was the party last night?
it was a lot of fun, i went so blaq!
a disorder in which s-xual urges, fanatasies, and behaviour involve women to have unnormal features- no eyebrows. it also involves watching themselves naked, undressing, them selves on video(music) while getting aroused. it involves touching or rubbing against a non-consenting person, usually in a crowded place such as clubs. in the only case in has been shown that they will take pictures with women to later view the images and believeing that they are accepted s-xually by them.
yo, that n-gg-z got a case of blaq
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