Blargonaut


a creature or being that feeds off the destruction of meaningful thought process. oftentimes a host of a blargonaut will be plagued with forgetfulness, blank stares, and an inability to maintain meaningful conversation. the reason behind the frusterated statement: blarg!
“and as you can see after taking the inverse of the….wait…blarg!!”
“he must have blargonauts…”

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