Blastoise
to forget proper etiquette when overcome with interest in or admiration for a new technology. understood to be at best a faux pas, at worst a sin. of victorian origin.
to blastoise is to blaspheme, gentlemen, against good mother nature, and against your humanity.
one of the great water pokémon, fully equipted with a duel hydro pump. he must have a huuuge blue c-ck!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! wet c-ck…
a form of s-xual intercourse, when you put two water gun into a woman’s v-g-n- and -n-s and blasting her.
note: water guns can be replaced with male p-n-s’s
me and my friend blastoised each other
an awesome water type pokemon quipped with dual pumps. its hydrop pump is capable of piercing steel. also has a hard sh-ll.
that blastoise used hydro pump to get in the bank and steal the money.
when someone is very inebriated, to the point that being a pokemon makes complete sense.
dad: son, where are you?
son: father, i am blastoise
dad: oh, lol, have fun
when you vomit and diarrhoea at the same time,
sh-t i’m going to blastoise i should take my clothes off and get in the bath so i don’t make a mess everywhere
i took at sh-t the other day that stank so much i puked all down myself, it went on my d-ck, nasty blastoise
verb used during a game of super smash brothers melee when a blastoise is being used to pwn someone see pwn
man1: holy f-cking christ!
man2: you so got blastoised dude!
the s-xual act in where a man deprives himself of any sort of s-xual activity for 3 months for the sole purpose of saving up sperm, then, with he’s with his main biddie, he busts it all off on her face like a hydro pump!
“yo that b-tch susmita? yeah i gave her a f-cking blastoise, blat blat blat!”
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