bleeding surgeon
half a gl-ss of mountain dew (or squirt), half a gl-ss of cranberry juice, an orange wedge, and two shots of sweet, sweet bacardi 151. serve cold with pastel straws. the best way to consume bacardi 151.
person 1: i’m kind of shy and awkward around other people.
person 2: me too; let’s have some bleeding surgeons and then go into your closet and have girls-x.
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