Dildo bird
when a hooker shoves a d-ld- into her v-g-n- and the hooker sqeezes her -ss cheeks together thus sending the d-ld- flying out of her v-g-n- and across the room as a projectile.
i was standing outside my neighbor’s house when a d-ld- bird came flying through the window and killed my pet puppy gary coleman.
(latin name: anis dilidodicus) the d-ld- bird is a tropical species of bird which live in the south american regions. they are very large birds, with the wing span of an average man’s arms. the d-ld- bird comes in -ssortment of various colors, including black, white, yellow, olive, red, and brown.
did you just see that d-ld- bird fly by?
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