Drunk Abby


-what you call abbys drunk alter-ego. a completely different person than sober abby. very flirty. usually ready to f-ck anything and everything. says whatever she can to get laid and drunk texts anyone she can think of at the time. basically abby without a brain or reasoning skills.
-she uses this as an excuse to get out of what she did the night before because she doesn’t know how to control her drunk self.
phil- man abby you were all over that sh-t last night!
abby- ah man i don’t like them! why did you let me get that drunk?
phil- hey im not yo mama take care of your own d-mn self
abby- f-ck why didn’t i think of that

will- whoa abby was alll over me last night, i thought she hated me
john- was she drinking?
will- yeah
john- oh that was drunk abby not abby.

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