bleeze


when you are on your period and sneeze and you feel the blood come out and ruin your day.
-achoo- dammit, i just had a bleeze
blunt. an inexpensive cigar (commonly swisher sweet) which is cut, emptied of tobacco, and filled with marijuana. after this blunt is rolled, it is then smoked.
i’m tired of smoking j’s knave, lets roll up a fat blunt.
when a girl is on her period, and she sneezes, then its niagara falls in the pants.
girl 1: achoo!
girl 2: are u on ur period…youve got a red spot.
girl 1: oh s— i just bleezed.
bl-w j-b.
daniel: “how was gill last night?”
jake: “”man i got the best bleeze last night.”
a term used to talk about heroin, usually black tar heroin
“dude.. wheres the bleeze at?”

“aye lets smoke some bleeze”
a “blunt” chasing “skeeze”.

essentially, a “bleeze” is a skeeze, or ho, that continually tries to hook up with stoners, pot-heads, or druggies.
“dude, i’m gonna get with that chick over there!”

“fat chance. she’s a bleeze. you don’t smoke nearly enough to land that -ss.”
the act of farting or p-ssing air out of ones d-ck
man that was a killer bleeze

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