blegg axe killer


someone who kills axes. they have many backstories, but here’s one:

belgg axe-killer

height: 6’3″

weight: 200lbs
s-x: male

bio:
belgg axe-killer is a human-elf mix. he was always shunned by his peers and looked down upon for having mixed blood. after belgg reached adulthood he joined the military hoping to earn everyone’s respect, however he was kicked out for his aggressiveness towards axes. however when the holy war came around, they called upon every person in the kingdom to take up arms, and belgg once again joined the military. after much success he became one of idroyn’s best generals and earned the respect of his peers. at a party the king held, belgg met the king’s daughter marya, and they fell in love. they got married and eventually they ruled over idroyn. together they had a son named telphyt
blegg axe-killer (adj): “i saw blegg axe killer in my shed yesterday. he was killing all my axes”

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