Blessums
a very patronising way of sympathising with someone. often said with good intentions, but failing miserably to make the other person feel any better about whatever is troubling them.
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- bletherskate
1. (scottish slang) one who blethers or talks sh-te constantly. 2. (scottish slang) one who is full of sh-te that woman never shuts up! she is nowt but a bletherskate!!
- bleuy
the sum of 5 english pounds. a fiver is blue in colour hence a bluey. “best gimme my godd-mn change” “heres your bluey back you bastad”
- Cricket phone
used to describe a sh-tty phone or when a phone has bad service. derives from the phone service cricket for having limited coverage and just be blantantly cheap as h-ll. radio dj: so who do we have on the phone to request are next song?!! caller: maria sa…-static- radio dj: what caller: -static- sorry maria […]
- criminal mindsturbating
being so aroused by the characters, events, or interactions on criminal minds that your body brings itself to climax of its own accord. mom: honey i heard shouts from your room last wednesday at 9/8c. daughter: oh don’t worry mom i was just criminal mindsturbating.
- crock
bullsh-t, nonsense, something that is a lie. however, crock is not usually used as an interjection like the above words may be. crock is quickly being picked up as a retort for proverbs or phrases such as; “you can do anything you set your mind to,” or, “don’t put all your eggs in one basket. […]