used to describe a sh-tty phone or when a phone has bad service. derives from the phone service cricket for having limited coverage and just be blantantly cheap as h-ll.
radio dj: so who do we have on the phone to request are next song?!!
caller: maria sa…-static-
radio dj: what
caller: -static- sorry maria sa…
radio dj: man you gotta get rid of that d-mn cricket phone!
- criminal mindsturbating
being so aroused by the characters, events, or interactions on criminal minds that your body brings itself to climax of its own accord. mom: honey i heard shouts from your room last wednesday at 9/8c. daughter: oh don’t worry mom i was just criminal mindsturbating.
bullsh-t, nonsense, something that is a lie. however, crock is not usually used as an interjection like the above words may be. crock is quickly being picked up as a retort for proverbs or phrases such as; “you can do anything you set your mind to,” or, “don’t put all your eggs in one basket. […]
a person, place, or thing, which has the traits of a f-ck-r only more gay, and probally more cool. usually less awesome. that guy is a fricking frikr.
noun – a compilation of the words “fringe” and “ninja”. one of those creepy emo kids with a huge chin length fringe who possesses the ability to move up behind you in total silence. eye-witness acounts report that when this occurs the victim is seen to simultaneously sh-t his/her pants and scream like a hampster […]
it is another word for when somebody gets excited. i’m feeling frishy about my new date!