blige


interjection: a bristolian form of the mild expletive blimey.
drops ming vase off clifton suspension bridge:
“oh blige!”
the new term for weed

created because of mary j. is too easy to figure out so we use blige because of the singer mary j. blige
kid 1 “want to hang with blige after school today?”

kid 2 “sure man!”

kid 3 “who is blige?”

kid 1 and 2 “obviously you dont know her…”
getting high, blazin, smoking weed.
i just got some dank -ss weed in the mail last night.

so you wanna blige later?

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