blind man’s muff


a party game for the very drunk and very knuckleheaded.
1. several (3 or more) girls lie on the floor/bed naked.
2. the contestant is blindfolded.
3. the contestant then proceeds to eat out each girl’s m-ff.
4. the aim of the game is for the contestant to correctly guess who he/she is licking out by the taste of the clam and/or the squeals of pleasure (or pain in the case of novices) of the m-ff owners.
john’s skill at blind man’s m-ff was totally astounding. even when completely slaughtered on the best booze and drugs he still managed to guess every accomplice’s ident-ty.

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