blitzstone
the ship of blitzen and hearthstone (magnus chase and the gods of asgard series), that most people -ssume are g-y but some people still stick with that they are only best buds, like legolas and gimli. possibly also the best ship in the series, though this may be controversial.
“hey, do you ship blitzstone?”
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