block nork
a fellow with a receding hairline, a light bulb head, and a obsession with every product that sketchers creates. when people talk about block norks, they usually say “you have a block nork on the back of your neck.” people with block norks have small p-n-s’. i’m talking about you robert. you have a small p-n-s….”
block nork you’re a f-ggot robert
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