blog house
1. a genre of dance music, influenced by electro and french house music, made with a simple and lo-fi aesthetic sensibility by people all over the world. hallmarks of the blog house sound include distorted melodies, 8-bit sounds, sliced-up vocals and pop structures. the democratization of music production and distribution technologies has made the creation and dissemination of blog house available to anyone with a computer and the desire to make dance music.
2. dance music that proliferates through a blog.
maybe the best thing about blog house is that it’s free. f yeah!
blog house is a non-existing genre used for ridiculing electro/funk/disco/house music that’s posted on blogs.
person 1: “hey! you must hear this artist i found yesterday!”
person 2: “who is it?”
person 1: “i dunno. just listen.”
…
person 2: “your music taste is f-cking unauthentic! this is just plain blog house rubbish!”
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