Blonde Bitches


derogatory term used by a female to another. speaks to the sterotype of blondes. girl does not have to be blonde.
the word ‘blonde’ must be drawn out

“what you lookin at, you blonde b-tch!”
a bl-wj-b machine that is usually also a great sandwich maker. often used for m-ssive orgies. if your blonde b-tch has ponytails, it would be considered a bl-wj-b with handlebars. your blonde b-tch should never leave the kitchen, unless told that it is okay or if she is delivering your sandwich.
my blonde b-tch has no gag reflex. f-ck yes.

s-xy -ss blonde b-tches taking it hard.

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