blondefish
a girl with blonde hair who has a horrible attention span, in reference to the notoriously short attention span of the goldfish. usually diagnosed with adhd.
“kelley, forget it, you keep texting that bro and not paying attention to what i’m saying. i don’t even want the adderall anymore, you need it. you’re such a blondefish.”
“what?”
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