getting a bl-w j-b from a girl who is wearing yoga pants
erin is so s-xy in her yoga pants, i wish i could get a blowga from her.
- blue eared elephant
the art of turning one’s 501 pockets inside out, unzipping your flys and lobbing out yer todger. “hey ladies have you seen the blue eared elephant?” “no” “zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiip………..”
- boy's room lemonade
something you drink when you are given a swirly, urine in a toilet. commonly found in prisons when you are thirsty but its not meal time and drinks are scarce. prisoner: i am thirsty. prisoner 2: want some boy’s room lemonade?
the art of two men sticking there p-n-s in each others -n-ses at the same. man scissoring would be a ignorant way of explaining it, the bozard was giving the name from a german individual that thought the h-m-s-xual act needed a better, more intelligent name for this beautiful act of h-m-s-xuality. hey pete, me […]
- Brownie Blast
this is when a person needs to sh-t so they completely remove their pants and underwear. then they shove a water hose into their b-tthole and turn it on to fill their r-ct-m with as much water as possible. they finally bend and push out the water shooting the sh-t like a mini missile. this […]
- build up
1) when you say or indicate that you’ll do something, thus ‘building it up’, and then don’t at the last minute. 2) when you do something you said you’d never do. 1) he said he was going to face me in a rap battle but he didn’t show, what a buildups. 2) she made all […]