Blowing out Birds
the act of holding a fart through a date which leads to a climatic event that feels similar to that of blowing a small bird out your -ss at high pressure
(conversation between friends after leaving their dates)
example 1:
friend 1: “dude!, whats that smell?”
friend 2: “i just blew out a bird man! i was holding it all through the movie.”
example 2:
“don’t sit next to christina, i think she has been blowing out birds.”
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