blowken


when a man or woman gives a man a bl-wj-b while he is taking a sh-t.
from harold and k-mar:
goldstein:dude, cindy kim even gave me a blowken.
k-mar:what’s a blowken?
goldstein:when a girl gives you a head while your taking a sh-t.
when a girl gives you head when you are sitting on the toilet taking a sh-t.
ohh my god i was taking this huge sh-t last night then some drunk chick came in and gave me head. it was the best blowken of my life.

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