blows like a tropical depression
being so bad at sucking d-ck they dont even deserve a name.
dude 1 “so howd it go with brittany last night?”
dude 2 “who? oh! man she blows like a tropical depression.”
dude 1 “d-mn, so shes just s-xual conquest number 34?”
dude 2 “yup.”
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