Blue Barney
the over stimulation of a pre-p-b-scent c-ck by a purple dinosaur’s teeth resulting in a total area of effect bruise.
jimmy came home one night crying telling me that it hurt to pee. i wanted him to go see a doctor and the doctor told me “mother of g-d… i’m sorry… but your son has a blue barney. there is simply nothing we can do.”
barney the dinosaur is wanted by interpol and is a main focus of the american and british authorities. he is the sole perpetrator of the infamous blue barney.
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