blum job
when a male is receiving filatio and at the climax of the session, the male -j-c-l-t-s a bl–dy, spermy icing like mixture in the female’s mouth.
person #1: did you hear why vanessa broke up with allen?
person #2: ya i heard he gave her a blum job
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