Blumpkin Patch
while receiving a blumpkin a t-rd scr-pes off on her chin leaving a sh-t stain, similar to a soul patch.
is that chocolate on your chin? oh! i just gave my boyfriend a blumpkin. it must be a blumpkin patch.
when a whole line (or bathroom) of stalls is filled with men getting blumpkins.
“were you at the party last night dude? super epic blumpkin patch.”
“no way, who had the biggest blumpkin?”
“steve planted a m-ssive one.”
a row of toilets in a seedy restroom on the side of a road where one could go to recieve a blumpkin!
chris rose went to the blumpkin patch to get a blumpkin.
instead of going to pick out pumpkins, you find someone on the pumpkin patch, and convince them to suck your c-ck while you take a sh-t on the ground. around halloween is the best time to have this very obsene event happen.
hey dawg! it’s almost halloween, do you wanna go to the blumpkin patch?
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