bmm is the acronym for beat my meat.
also see bym
guy 1: man, i’m so stressed out. i need a release. i’ll just see how fast i bmm.
guy 2: bmm?
guy 1: beat my meat!
guy 2: roflcopter! have fun with that…o.o
b-n-r making machine
a girl that is super attractive and is the epitome of every man’s dream.
caitlin is a total b.m.m.
black male magnet. can also mean fat chick or anyone that attracts a high volume of black men.
lisa has such a big bootie. she is a total bmm.
(noun) baby making music
having planned hours in advance for his night with jessica, john had conveniently grabbed his bmm and stuck it in the car stereo.
when you dont have cheese or just want a quick sandwich
used often in florida
man i want me a bmm right quick, im hungry.
hey baby, make a bmm please
big mouth make-out.
you’re at the bar late, you’ve been talking to a boy/girl for a while, you both know what’s going to happen, but you’re a little tipsy so you’re not sure the mouths are going to match up, so you just plunge into the bmm without a care for who sees it.
johnny didn’t care who saw it; he and that girl were just bmming last night.
blows my mind
used in im conversations, forum postings, fbook, texting, etc.
not for use in daily speech.
the new tokio hotel alb-m completely bmm.
the fact she would do such a thing bmm.
that eye rape completely bmm.
- ashton love moment
when you tell a gril that you love her just to f-ck her…in the final moments of the guy squirting j-z all over his partners face…the man them screamsloud as possible.youve just been punked b-tch. i hate you your a wh-r-.then donkey punches her in the face until she cries. hey bro do u remember […]
- baby troll
a baby troll is an internet troll who is young, isn’t very good at trolling (which is an art form perfected by few) and is easy to turn his trolling back on him and wind him up something chronic. aah, bless, baby troll, everyone knows snape kills dumbledore.
- Russian Oil Change
when one falls asleep inside a woman, wakes up, and pees in her v-g-n-. that b-tch wanted me to make her wet, so i gave her a russian oil change.
- The Double Muffin
the state of having exposed fat hanging over the tops of both your shirt and pants as a result of knowingly wearing clothing that is too tight and revealing. usually used in reference to over-weight women trying to pick up guys in low-rise jeans and tube-tops.. guy 1: “dude, that fat chick needs to put […]
- Russian Wolf Mask
when a girl is going down on a guy and she looks up at him but he’s so hairy she looks like she has a wolf mask on. i didn’t know i was so hairy until gina looked up at me last night and she was wearing a russian wolf mask