bob(battery operated boyfriend)
a bob is a tool used for s-xual pleasure usually shaped like male genitalia. they are obviously battery-operated hence the name and usually contain multiple vibrating functions including but not limited to
-slow tease
-paced quicky
-black male destroying -n-l
“i accidently found my mums bob jimmy…it was still wet and moving”
“i can’t wait until i can get some alone time with bob”
bob(battery operated boyfriend)-your moms d-ld-.
a bob or battery operated boyfriend, is a device that is available for people with bufs (b-tt ugly faces). it is shaped like the male p-n-s and has many different size and modes it can be used on. only difference between this and the real thing is that the bob will never reject u like john from 3rd grade. unless u 1, have a rabid v-g-n- or 2 run out of batteries.
caitlin jenner, it looks like someone hit you with an ugly stick, you should definitely buy a bob (battery operated boyfriend) because not even tom, the blind man with no legs down the road would f-ck you.
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