Bobble “T”
a half human, half sub-human creature with unusually large br–sts and a protruding forehead. his double “y” chromosonal make up gives him the propensity to gamble, fornicate and generally f-ck up anything he puts his hands on. he will exhibit sub-standard hygiene and have the drive of a snail. primary diet consists of red meat only, despises vegatation of any kind.
after interviewing tina, she claims that she came “face to face” with the bobble “t” at a local restuarant, “i’ve never seen anything like it, he wasnt finsihed with one chicken wing, before he was putting the next one in his mouth, it was horrifying”. i grabbed my kids and we left….i called the police from my cell phone and reported the beast.
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