an acronym for “beat-off cutoff date.” this term is widely used by people who spend long periods of time away from home to define the point after which they will not m-st-rb-t- before returning home. for example, if a person is due to rotate home on the 20th of the month and they have a personal two-week bocod, they will cease masturbating after the 6th.
i rolled out of bed with a serious case of morning wood, but it’s after bocod, so i couldn’t do anything about it.
- Hit it with a hammer
the ultimate solution to any problem which may arise with anything or anyone in any situation. dumb carpenter: sh-t, there’s a sharp nail sticking out of the door frame. genius: hit it with a hammer. dumb mechanic: dude, help me out here, the piston’s stuck, i can’t- genius: hit it with a hammer. dumb window […]
- atlantis oven
when a girl’s p-ssy is very wet and warm. “yeah that chick i f-cked was like an atlantis oven in there”
a deodorant that makes you smell worse than if you hadn’t used it hoo, your husband smells pretty ripe today! well, he used something this morning….perhaps it’s a new b.o.dorant he’s got or something?
hit me up later ok thats cool just hmul then, peace.
- donkey roll
a huge p-n-s hit her in the face with my donkey roll