the bohemian lawn chair is a certified impression maker, perfect for those dare to be great situations.
the bohemian lawn chair is a maneuver that starts of with the male partic-p-nt penetrating the female partic-p-nt from behind in a sort of standing doggy-style i.e. taking her from behind as she’s bent over with her hands against a wall to brace herself. nearing his climax he starts by grabbing a fistful of her hair and holding it tight and then with his free hand he reaches around to her side and places his hand flat on her stomach to monitor her breathing and after patiently timing it just right and at the point of her exhale where her lungs are at their emptiest he quickly and forcefully drives his fist into her stomach knocking the wind out of her as much as possible then using that fistful of hair to push her head forward thus folding her in half like a lawn chair as he takes her as hard and fast as he can trying to reach -j-c-l-t–n before she’s able to unfold herself. nothing says summer time is here like the bohemian lawn chair.
bohemian lawn chair est. 2001
a uncontrollable fart ups that was a underglop
- wedding and bills
this is what will happen if you forget protection during netflix and chill. a: here in india we don’t have netflix and chill, because we go straight to wedding and bills b: that’s some serious next-level sh-ts
- snowstorm headache
when a task is so incomprehensible or difficult that you get very confused. getting a human on mars and back will be a snowstorm headache for nasa. confuseddifficultheadache “i got a snowstorm headache from that math test last week.”
kaleigh limbert; one to not be messed with jaleuh will punch you !
an omelet with two random foods put inside of it. “dude, you should come over! we’re having kivlar for dinner.”