Bomb And Dash
when you have a huge putrid load to drop and you fear the aftermath of feral stench -ssociation, you lay your logs in a public bathroom and often blame the talent on an unsuspecting victim.
i was baking up a mad brownie dump during my date last night. i couldn’t take that sh-t home; i had to bomb and dash the movie theater restrooms so shirli wouldn’t faint from fecal intoxication at my house.
dude …i totally bombed and dashed the sh-ll gas station. i dropped my kids at the pool and naturally i was pretty proud of my fresh porcelain artwork until i opened the door to the hottest chick waiting to use the john. i’m like “watch your step in there … some homeless man tore the place up before me”
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