Bomb Pad
a wad of toilet paper dropped in the toilet, prior to taking a dump. dual purpose – a) deafen the sound of your p–p hiting the water, and b) prevent splashback onto one’s -rs- cheeks.
next time, i will use a bomb pad – i really didn’t want my -ss cheeks bathed in poo-water!
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