Bomb Squad

a group of high school guys that believe they are cool but are actually weak immature dudes that manage to fool girls into thinking they are cool. also manage to control the minds of others to make them believe they are legit but actually have tiny p-n-ses. they also believe they are friends but in reality their group survives on a chain of lies and misconceptions. they think people like them but actually everyone hates them and only hangs out with them because they want to be seen as ‘cool’. act like d-cks constantly and disrespect chicks but still have undercl-ssmen groupies that want their undersized p-ck-rs. drive jacked up trucks and inefficient vehicles that their mommies and daddies paid for unlike hardworking, honest, and chill bros who are on the verge of extinction because of such cliques. long live the bro!
a.k.a.– “jew crew” and “f-g patrol”

also act “gangsta” and blast loud rap music out of their trucks even though they propose to be redneck racist good ‘ol boys. also propose to be decent human beings even though they drink, smoke, and dip and wonder why that can never be have half the athleticism of a bro.

they give the appearance that they will fight you but when a fight breaks out they stand a safe distance away and video the event but later account the fight in a manner that sounds as if they kicked someones -ss while watching their p-ssy ‘friend’ get their -ss kicked by a bro.

most likely to follow a pointless trend like wearing flat billed caps and putting their full first, middle, and last name on facebook to make them appear sophisticated and smart. constantly throw up the ‘shocker’ in pictures with girls even though they never have and never will actually use the shocker. turn nice, good looking girls into sk-nky hos who become disrespected by bros.

some members of “the bomb squad” can be tolerable and even at times cool by themselves but once three or more members get together they become annoying douchebags with little to no respect for anyone or anything
dude 1: why does the bomb squad get the girls?
dude 2: because they don’t know the size of their truck is and inverse equation of their p-n-s size.

“uh-oh, here comes the bomb squad.”
“let’s go find somewhere else to hang out; i hate those guys.”

bro 1: look its the bomb squad!

bro 2: oh sh-t who gives a f-ck!
the one guy in a group of guys that sacrifices himself by handling the grenade in a group of hot girls.
derek: “wow, look at all the hot chicas! but there’s a grenade too. she’s so ugly i can’t even look at her or i might go blind or turn to stone.”

andrew: “call in the bomb squad.”
derogatory term for any unpopular clique of people, typically males, who exhibit loud and unscrupulous behavior in the presence of others.
“uh-oh, here comes the bomb squad.”
“let’s go find somewhere else to hang out; i hate those guys.”
a team in a sport with all good players making it unfair to play against
kobe bryant, dwayne wade, lebron, carmelo,and chris paul? d-mn, team usa got a bomb squad
one of the coolest groups ever made. established in springfield, missouri. made up off three guys, and is the best group ever.
one day the bomb squad was golfing and gee number 3 hit a h-lla bookoo bomb straight down the middle
(noun) a 6 man group set up in a specific way to accommodate bombers (aoe damage dealers) for the purpose of bombing (dealing lots of aoe damage to get kills). it’s a tactic used in both small and large scale pvp in warhammer online, but also (probably) in other pvp based mmos. a typical bombsquad will contain two tanks, two healers and two bombers. the tanks will be fully defensive specced and able to guard the bombers while they dish out as much aoe damage as they possible. bombing can be extremely effective on disorganised groups, but a competant -ssist train can easily counter a mediocre bombsquad
me and the guys ran a sweet bombsquad last night, we racked up a sh-t load of kills in scenarios.
group of girls that are bomb. a group that likes to hang out together or party together. a definition of a sicker group of girls.
bs. oh that bombsquad. its bombsquad or die b-tches!

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