bondassage
this is an erotic m-ssage technique that combines all of the elements of a sensual m-ssage with some bdsm, spanking, sensory deprivation (blindfolds, ear-plugs) and sensation play.
i have never had as many -rg-sms at one time as i had during my bond-ssage session. it was even better than a tantric m-ssage!
when i received my bond-ssage, i experienced female -j-c-l-t–n for the very first time. it was amazing!
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